|Don't eat them...|
So what DID I do exactly? Time for some forensic internet history:
I laughed at the plight of iPhone users, a.k.a. autocorrect
Went through all 35 pages of epicwtfs.com (then asked myself WHYYYYY???)
... did find some crazy stuff though.
Example: A crooked forest
Brushed up on my internet memes
Went on a CocoRosie binge - watched this
45 minutes 'till Rebecca Black Day (formerly known as FRY-DAY)!