Easily

Once upon a time in beautiful Lake Como, there lived a happy couple...



Matt and Gaia <3



On occasion, Matt's friend Dom would come over to visit... and check out the local "chicks”



This sometimes put a strain on their friendship.



Now, Matt was able to do it all: texting, while fishing AND maintaining his awesome hair.



There was nothing that this man could not do. This includes not drowning while sitting on two chairs in a dockside hotel.
(Since it's a bit small to read, the sign on the wall says:
"No Drowning Please.")



Matt always found it aMuseing to eat bananas...



Except when they gave him the itches.



Until one day, a teddy bear (that Dom had abducted), spoke to Matt and said that the true cause of his itchiness was, in fact, the new brand of soy sauce that he had been drinking.



You can imagine Matt's relief when he realized that he would no longer need to use smelly anti-itch cream...



(relief)



So now, Matt has more time to spend doing the things he really loves, like racing in small cars...



... and wearing cool hats.



Hey Matt, what's so funny?



OH.